What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why don't I get sleep at nights?